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“Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.” “No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.” Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law.

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If there's a hole in the middle of the street, the municipality comes and erects a fence so no one will get hurt by falling in.

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